You’re a Real JavaScript Developer Only If...
TL;DR
You're a real JavaScript developer when common struggles like debugging with console.log, fighting CORS, and refactoring code become second nature. This article humorously lists experiences that define a seasoned JS dev, from framework migrations to production mishaps.
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Some people say you become a real developer when you build your first app.
JavaScript developers know that’s not true.
You become a real JavaScript developer when the hard moments become your comfort zone.
So, you’re a real JavaScript developer only if...
🧩 The Classic Moments
- You’ve used
console.log()
as your main debugging tool, and it worked. - You’ve seen
undefined
and said, “Yeah, that’s expected.” - You’ve added
===
instead of==
without fully knowing why, but it fixed everything. - You’ve written code that worked yesterday but doesn’t work today, without touching it.
- You’ve used
map
,filter
, andreduce
, all in the same line, just to feel powerful. - You’ve spent 15 minutes wondering why something isn’t working, only to find a missing
}
. - You’ve installed a package just to use one line of code.
- You’ve said “just one more npm install” and broken your entire project.
- You’ve fought with CORS and lost.
- You’ve googled “How to center a div”, and you’ll do it again.
⚙️ The Framework Era
- You said, “I’ll learn React this weekend”, 6 months ago.
- You’ve started a project with Create React App, then migrated to Next.js “just to test.”
- You’ve built a simple landing page but ended up configuring Webpack.
- You’ve updated your npm packages and suddenly have 42 vulnerabilities.
- You’ve used ChatGPT to explain why your component won’t render.
- You’ve copied an error message, pasted it in Google, and found an unanswered StackOverflow question from 2014.
🧠 The Developer Energy
- You know the difference between
null
,undefined
, and “Why does this exist?” - You tell yourself, “I’ll just refactor this function”, and end up rewriting the whole app.
- You say “it’s just JavaScript” before breaking production.
- You’ve named a variable
data
,res
, ortemp
more than once. - You’ve pushed
console.log('test')
to production.
If you’ve done at least five of these…
Congratulations 🥳, you’re officially a JavaScript developer.
💬 What’s the most “JavaScript dev” thing you’ve ever done? 😅
🎁 Bonus Resource: Check out my article, From Zero to 373 Days: How Daily LeetCode Challenges Transformed My Programming Journey 🔥
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