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“Like a cold beer with a buddy, ‘Guess How Much?’ is a good hang.” @monkeemind on Jimmy O. Yang’s new comedy special https://t.co/NAc2xH8x5Y
“Back in the day, the best kind of drink was basically whichever one wouldn’t give you dysentery and knock you off like the youngest son on a Macintosh copy of ‘Oregon Trail.’” @eliyudin on 4 repulsive historical drinks https://t.co/Mi00z4qDgT
RT @TaraAriano: There are some shows that always get mentioned in the “sadcom” discourse — #Barry, #BoJackHorseman, etc — but never #TheCon…
RT @lolennui: poor dog, none of his friends are gonna believe him https://t.co/3xD0LloHZU
The story of Mary the elephant is a shameful example of the mistreatment of animals. @MikeRampton on the baseball-playing legend https://t.co/jsIbBHg5Ua
RT @Hannah_bmbmbm: https://t.co/YZuvSzw0jy
These ideas started off as little chuckles, and ended up being fundamental parts of life. New from @Manna_Festo https://t.co/FxsKRrAxEK
James Corden’s name is again being invoked as the worst possible example for how a human being should behave. https://t.co/GQz3WAwb4e
RT @mensa_genius: Imagine making small talk with your barista and they slide their social battery badge down a level https://t.co/0w4L5uyRwa
RT @dmt4dmt: https://t.co/GnBlHulSYf
Having the power of invisibility would likely render you blind. @eliyudin on superpowers that science just wouldn’t allow https://t.co/QNNK2qL3Fd
These comedians doubled down in the worst ways possible. @erikwbarnes rounded up some cringey Hall of Shame moments https://t.co/fVfKP8Ugbh
RT @ThatWeekInSNL: Robert Smigel and Bob Odenkirk on the picket line. 1988. https://t.co/tNVhexGjnM
How many souls do conjoined twins have? @MenezesCracked on unusual questions answered by autopsy https://t.co/hIDcH4Oif1
All Mick Ferguson wanted was bulletproof legs. @bvanhooker talked to writers @McTweetalicious and @BrianStack153 about how the sketch danced onto 'Late Night with Conan O'Brien' https://t.co/OEzXfP8Q4e
RT @buffetbreaker: that’s Diane Keaton
After finishing his prototype for the machine gun, William Cantelo withdrew money from the bank and vanished. Soon after, a man who looked like Cantelo unveiled his latest creation in London—the Maxim gun. @MikeRampton looked into this curious case https://t.co/qkOgt8VO1e
RT @LegoRacers2: Underappreciated aspect of the Clinton/Bush years is how much of it was rainforest themed. You could expect toucans and sp…
“People told me it was, shall we say, trending. … I don’t look at that shit. I feel like, ‘I said it on ‘SNL.’ I don’t need to go further with it,” Harrelson said of his infamous 'Saturday Night Live' monologue. https://t.co/lU5CBMoLkA
RT @fuckedupcars: https://t.co/yW6Xe2lUSe
Tossed salad, scrambled eggs, and trivia tidbits about ‘Frasier’ https://t.co/w8Y0OCgIIi https://t.co/Hw8rNGZFer
RT @Browtweaten: if you can do this you should absolutely be allowed to https://t.co/i74umOMffR
RT @Y2SHAF: i thought this was an AI drawing of Andrew Tate
Every series has a phase where they’re still getting into the right rhythm. We ranked all six episodes from the first season of ‘Parks and Rec.’ https://t.co/Fx2dMJMWGc
“Jerry would definitely die. He questions things too much, and you’re not supposed to do that in prison. I’d give him two or three weeks at most.” @bvanhooker talked to people who served time about how they think the ‘Seinfeld’ gang would do in prison https://t.co/MoC3VP3O46
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